Hangovers are an evil, evil thing, and quite how their presence remains tolerated in society I do not know. Surely by now we should have driven them out with pitchforks and torches, cursing them for what they have done to us and allowing them to torment us no more.
Yes, I may have been out drinking last night.
Sure, there are people who will tell you that it is wrong to hate hangovers. They'll tell you that hangovers can't help what they are, that they don't have a choice in what they do in life. I can understand that hangovers may not exactly want to be what they are. But do they really have to share that misery with us? To come along when we're already feeling a bit rough and hit us while we're down? No. Hangovers serve no real purpose in modern society, and their insistence in sticking around and bringing the rest of us down has gone on for too long. We need to strike, and remove them from our lives once and for all. It needs to be done right now, for the good of us all.
Only, y'know, someone else do it. I've got a bit of a headache and need a lie down.
(Sorry. I'll try and post something proper in a day or two)
Gimme the reason why the mind's a terrible thing to waste.
Yes, but surely having a hangover reminds you all day of what an awesome night you had before?
ReplyDeleteI can't testify to this theory. The worst hangover I ever had was after a night that in many ways, I'd like to forget.